PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.